Horse Hockey: Puck Drop & Post Time

Long before there was ABC’s The NoteNBC’s First Read, and Mike Allen’s Politico Playbook, Washington’s daily tip sheet was The Hotline [Sub. Req.].  And long before I became obsessed with hockey, I haunted the nation’s racetracks – and even worked at a couple of them. 

Hotline editors, going back to the Chuck Todd days, started featuring Derby and Triple Crown picks from Washington big shots, then every now and again, lowlifes like myself. If we had a racing blog, we’d post this year’s plays for the Run for the Roses there, but we don’t. Not yet, at least. Saturday’s puck drop will find us at VC for the Caps throttling of the Rags. Saturday’s post time will find us back at HQ, watching, wagering and winning on “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports,” not including of course, Caps’ OT PKs.

“One of the best Hotline traditions continues. For nearly 20 years, The Hotline has been the exclusive home for legendary political journalist/horse handicapper Jack Germond’s Triple Crown picks. As with all great handicappers, he (and The Hotline) only remembers the years he was right. Also making their annual picks for us: GOP strategist / lobbyist / horse owner Jim Dornan, RealClearPolitics’s Carl Cannon, and Edelman’s media relations VP Craig Brownstein.”

Germond: “Anyone who saw the Arkansas Derby will want to bet the farm on Bodemeister, but to get a decent return you will have to use exacta boxes with such relative longshots as Alpha, Take Charge Indy, or Went the Day Well (with John Velasquez aboard). A year ago, the same strategy with Nehro being wheeled produced an exacta of $329. If Bodemeister doesn’t win, I will enter a monastery or write something nice about Newt Gingrich, whichever is less noxious.”

Dornan: “I’m starting to sound like a broken record when I say that ‘This is the most wide open Derby in years.’ But it is. Again. And I could make a case for 15 of the 20 horses entered in this year’s Run for the Roses, but I won’t, so here goes: I am worried about Union Rags‘ (9-2) ability to go the distance, but he’s showing good form right now and deserves a bet. Dullahan (8-1) came from the clouds in his last race and will be running at the end. Creative Cause (12-1) has been super competitive in California and could surprise. And while Went the Day Well (20-1) is lightly raced, Graham Motion probably has him ready and he picks up Johnny V to ride. He could be a live long shot. Box the four of them in an exacta box and say a prayer to the racing gods. Good luck!”

Cannon: “This seems the deepest crop of 3-year-olds in years, but one with no obvious star, unless it’s Bodemeister or perhaps Union Rags. But it’s the Kentucky Derby, so a mom-and-pop stable has entered a freakishly fast sprinter named Trinniberg. That horse has no shot, but he could really heat up the pace, thus compromising Bodemeister’s chances and Hansen’s — and any others running in the front tier in the early stages. If the race falls apart like that, it might set up the Derby for a fast-closing longshot, such as Dullahan, Daddy Nose Best, or, in a perfect world, Sabercat. Since I have a hefty future bet on that last colt, I’m going to play a modest 4-horse exacta and trifecta, boxing the same four horses: Sabercat, Bodemeister, Dullahan, and the most likely winner: Union Rags.”

Brownstein: ”You thought that DC was full of celebrities for the WHCD? A sizable clutch of bold face names will gather under the Twin Spires in Louisville for the 138th running of the Derby: Kate Upton, Ashton Kutcher, QBs Tom Brady and Aaron Rogers, skiers Bode Miller and Lindsey Vonn, and for the gays – Cyndi Lauper. But no matter how hard Guy Fieri, Nick Lachey and Kid Rock vie for attention, the real stars will be twenty precocious three-year olds, and despite their talent, there isn’t an ego among them. This is a deep field and, as always, the most difficult race of the year to handicap. Never mind me picking Herman Cain to go all the way for the GOP, these Derby plays are bank, Swiss bank. For the win I like Hansen (10-1). He won on this strip in last year’s Breeders’ Cup Juvenile and if the track comes up wet, all the better. For place, I’m going with Union Rags (9-2). He’s a winning machine and may go off as the betting favorite on Saturday. For show, Take Charge Indy (15-1). Expect a ground saving, rail-skimming trip by his jock, Calvin Borel (aka Bo-rail) in the irons. But what’s most important on race days, especially in the wake of this week’s House Energy & Commerce Subcommittee hearing on safety issues in racing, is that all the athletes, equine and human, make it home safely. Good luck players.”

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On the beneficence of the Washington Capitals

Hi everyone, Ryan Lambert here. I’m writing guest posts for Puck Buddys until the Capitals are eliminated from the playoffs, which will be never. Get into it.

The one thing you can say about Dale Hunter is that he is a hell of a nice guy. Well, okay, you can say a whole heck of a lot of things about Dale Hunter, but before anything else he’s a hell of a nice guy. “But Ryan,” you’re surely all saying, “he tried to kill all those guys he played against.” To which I say pish posh. Well okay, he did try to kill them. And a lot of times, he nearly succeeded.

So how do I know Dale Hunter, Nice Guy, is a nice guy? Two words, my friends: Benching Ovechkin. Oh yes, it’s been a controversial practice, and it’s one that got Bruce Boudreau fired into the sun — actually, a worse fate: fired into Orange County — but it’s very difficult to argue with the practice, given that it has very clearly gotten results.

Ovechkin is first and foremost a scoring machine and one that benefits from taking shifts that last six, seven, even eight hours at a stretch. The longer he’s on the ice, the more he scores. That’s probably a fact. (True believers don’t actually look these things up.) And consequently, Hunter’s hotly-contested “benching” of his mercurial Russian captain has actually been to the benefit of other teams.

Look at it this way: Ovechkin very infamously got just 13:36 of ice time in that game, and think of what he did with it. The game-winning goal (and the legendary taunt of the unwashed goons at Madison Square Garden that followed), two hits, a blocked shot and SEVEN shots on goal of his own. No one else on the team had more than four, and that was Matt Hendricks. In just over 13 and a half minutes. If this is the kind of motivation we can expect out of Ovechkin going forward — hint: it is — then woe be unto poor Dan Girardi and Ryan McDonagh, who will undoubtedly be trampled by the Capitals’ run to the Eastern Conference Finals and, indeed, beyond. 

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You Can Play

Thanks for Gloria Nieto for sharing her recent, in-depth conversation with Patrick Burke, scout for the Flyers and one of the co-founders of You Can Play. Burke speaks candidly about the project’s origins, the two months since launch and their plans going forward.

GN: Patrick are you considered the founder?

PB: There are three of us who are co-founders. Myself, Glenn Witman who is the president and founder of GForce which is an all gay hockey team in Denver, and Brian Kitts who is a long time sports marketing professional and professor in the Denver area.

GN: Interesting, I never would have thought you would have so much based in Denver.

PB: Well I don’t know if you want the whole back story.

GN: Absolutely, I want it all.

PB: In the wake of losing my brother, I was looking for ways to get involved with something like this.  I had no idea about anything having to do with gay rights. I had no idea who to talk to.  Glenn actually reached out to me to have me moderate an “Invisible Athlete’s Forum” which is a panel discussion that we do in which gay athletes share their stories and experiences growing up as a gay athlete. We have done several of them now with coaches, players with teams and they are great.

He asked me to moderate one in Denver. So I went out to Denver and thought it was just amazing, the outreach that they do, the forums were something I really wanted to be a part of. So after doing it, I kind of pulled Glenn aside and basically, whether you guys like it or not, you guys are stuck with me because we are about to start doing some work together. I did a few more of the “Invisible Athlete” forums and continue to do those. I had an idea for something bigger.  I had the model with “You Can Play” in my head since I wrote it as an article.  I had it in my head and wanted to use it for something. 

Glenn brought in Brian who was, at the time, a professor of sports marketing at Denver University.  The three of us talked about a few different ways to do it or whether we should give it to another major gay rights group or if it was something to try other ways to handle.  Eventually we said screw it, we’ll do it ourselves.

GN: How long ago was that?

It was almost a year ago to the day to be honest with you. The first time we had the discussion when we said basically screw it let’s do it ourselves was right around April 30 of last year. We presented at the American Association of Hockey Coaches convention in Naples, Florida.  That day in the hotel we were talking about it. We had talked about giving it to different groups whether it was GLAAD or GLSEN or HRC or something like that. It was right around April 30 when we said let’s see if we can do it ourselves.

GN: You have to be thrilled with the amount of positive response you have gotten from this so far. Amazing videos, big names getting behind this right away, obviously you have spent some time getting ready for this roll out.  Also it helps having your last name and having your credentials in the NHL so I am just wondering, did you approach guys individually? Did you have a team that did outreach?

PB: The original way we did it, we set up an advisory board.  The first two NHL guys we talked to were Tommy Wingels of San Jose and Andy Miele of Phoenix who were both at Miami University when Brendan was there.

You Can Play PSA airing in the NHL Store

Both had reached out to our family in the past saying I want to do something, please find a way to get me involved. We reached out to the two of them and they hopped on board immediately, which was great.   Then we spoke with the NHL office to get permission to speak to the various teams. Then we sent an email out through my father to the other 29 NHL general managers letting them know what we were doing.  The basis of the project, we were what we stood for and asking players to participate in the project.

Like you said, having the name of Burke is helpful. The players knew we were on their side. We weren’t going to put them in positions where they might be uncomfortable or get asked questions that they weren’t fully educated about.  They knew we would take care of them.  That was something they believed in so we started getting responses from players within about 48 hours. Players were committing to appear in the video.

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Well, That Sucked

The day was July 19, 2001.

Carson Daly was minding his own business and hosting TRL on MTV back when, you know, I guess people still cared and watched MTV. Everything was normal and going as scheduled, but a moment before cutting to commercial, a woman started to sing. Carson and the audience were obviously surprised, and from behind the curtain emerged Mariah Carey, dressed in an oversided t-shirt she probably got from the airbrushing stand at Six Flags while eating a giant turkey leg and pushing an ice cream cart she likely stole from a terrified and perplexed vendor on 41st and Broadway.

And for the next 3 to 4 minutes, she meandered about the studio discussing how this was her much-needed moment of therapy and, naturally, disrobing and making absolutely zero sense. You could see Carson and the audience begin to fear for their own safety as she passed out half-melted Drumsticks.

Mariah Carey was having an epic meltdown live and in front of everyone’s eyes, and it was a God damn mess.

And, really, that’s kind of what happened to the Pittsburgh Penguins in the first round of the 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs: a meltdown. The Pens were poised for a deep playoff run, and many experts touted them as Cup favorites (which is a sure way to curse a team, but hey). Everyone knew the series against the Flyers was going to be tough, but nothing went down the way anyone expected.

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On the Bandwagon / Off the Chain

Beezer: The Big Cheese

Hello, erstwhile playoff watchers! If you, like me, saw your team already make it’s way to the golf course, it’s unlikely you have lost your love for the game of hockey, but who do you root for? This quickly becomes a process of elimination and occasionally desperation.

Maybe you start out with your favorite player who isn’t from your team. Then you pick a secondary team.  Then, if that team gets tossed, well, it’s on to whoever is playing your rivals. Because we all have our teams, whether we admit it or not, that we cannot abide seeing hoist lord Stanley’s Cup. Some of us have more than one. I have a long and dirty list.  My bandwagon, in case you were asking, was the Florida Panthers, the same team that got me passionate for hockey as a wee one.

The Devils may have outlasted them, but they acquitted themselves well. Welcome back, Florida. AND BEWARE THE RAT.

Speaking of rats, allow me to regal you with a tale of an organization full of them, a boy, and his hapless hockey team.

4 years ago, The Islanders, that moribund bunch devoid of creativity or so the media would have you believe, introduced the blog box under the direction of Isles PR man Chris Botta. He urged the fans for innovative, outside the box selections. I pitched a gay guy’s take on the game. Never heard an answer. Guess the idea was just a hair ahead of it’s time. Botta was soon sacked, amid allegations that I can’t prove but I won’t print here. The terms of his parting ways with the organization he called home for 2 decades made neither side look good, and rest assured, the parties public spat looked even worse.

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Practice, Practice, Practice

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn’t Jack Benny who originated this joke: “How do you get to Carnegie Hall?  “Practice, practice, practice.”  No matter who first told it, probably some vaudevillian, the lesson holds true for this, too: “How do you succeed at Madison Square Garden?” But in this case, the answer isn’t a punchline, it’s an imperative. Friday saw us at Kettler again, this time taking a victory lap after Wednesday night’s slaying of the Bete noir et de l’or. The mood was light, the work hard, and it was all hands on deck.

In fact, there were a lot of smiles Friday morning, from the players and the coaching staff.

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I Love You, Lu! I Love You Cory! I Love You VAN!

This may be one of my only serious-toned pieces I write for PuckBuddys, so don’t get too used to it. My boys in blue and green saw their season come to a surprising and abrupt end this post-season. It was something not many even considered possible going into the playoffs, but it happened. And in typical Canuck fashion, it was riddled with “goalie controversy.”

Cory Schneider

We all saw Lu sit the bench for games 4 and 5, while my [fantasy] boyfriend Cory Schneider played extremely well in both outings against the Kings. So of course, EVERYONE, and their brother’s dog-walker’s cousin’s nanny, got all up-in-arms over the goaltending situation in Vancouver. Bandwagon Canuck fans were all “TRADE LUONGO!!!!” While the Canuck faithful were all “TRADE LUONGO!!!” (notice the one less exclamation point, that’s important). But thankfully, a lot of fans saw that the three game deficit against the Kings was not Luongo’s fault, and that Lu played well. The problem was defense, and lack of scoring; not goaltending.

Roberto Luongo

So after the brutal overtime loss in game 5, the rumor mill continued to churn at an unprecedented pace until media day press conferences. Of course, Mike Gillis veiled his answers in mystery, as he will always do since he is a great GM. Then there was Luongo’s media availability interview. It seemed like all the reporters were interested in was his view of his future with the Canucks, and appropriately so, because let’s face it, that is what sells newspapers in southwestern BC, and gains readers on sports websites.

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