Monthly Archives: January 2011

Recap: Blown on the Range(rs)

The Elvis Aaron Presley Edition “Well since our Varly got injured, it happened to Neuvy as well, our boy at the end of the lonely crease set up Holtby Hotel…” Still Hot B: Hats and helmets off to our boy … Continue reading

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Sasha Snaps

The Camera Never Lies Chris Gordon at Caps Snaps has a great eye.  He just loaded a bunch of pics from today’s morning skate.  Sasha looks no worse for the wear.  Thanks for these, Chris.

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Scouting the Rangers

 The Acela Express Edition The results have been mixed with the Caps and Rangers this season.  Two games @ the Garden (which on TV looks like shit – dark, dark in the daytime, ever darker in the nighttime), have seen … Continue reading

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Robot Chicken

“Worst NHL ASG Superhero Mascot, EVER!” Maybe we’re treading in waters where we shouldn’t be.  Not hockey, that should be obvious by now that we’re strangers in a strange land, but in this case elsewhere – the adolescent exotic realm … Continue reading

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Holtby Night In Canada

The Toront-O Edition The Hardest Working Man in Show Business: The Ovechcam operator last night. It was a big TV night north of the border; solid numbers in the key demos and a sizable share, even though Caps fans in … Continue reading

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Scouting Report: Toronto Make-Beliefs

Hey Keith Olbermann!  Wanna Write for a Gay Hockey Blog? For Free? Ahh, Toronto!  City of a thousand shades of beige!  Land that gave us Timmy Hos, cheap tickets to half-baked musicals, and Mr. Pizza.   And, of course, the Maple Leafs. … Continue reading

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Faster, Penalty! Kill! Kill!

The ‘Read My Lips’ Edition   A mostly satisfying win against the Islanders last night.  The pace was quick, the pucks deep and we were finding the net.  And why not – both goals were from mere feet away.  But we … Continue reading

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Scouting Report: New York Islanders

Hey, Whadsa Matta Wid Dese Lung Guylinders? So we’re back on the road, headin’ a-Nassau-way…and we don’t mean to the land of daiquiris and sunshine.  More like rum and Snooki. This is our second of four dances with the Fishsticks; … Continue reading

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Comeback Kids, or Come On Kids?

Haven’t We Seen This Movie Before?  And Didn’t It Suck? First, far be it from us to…ah, hell with that.  Our Tweeples may have noticed this from us right before last night’s puck drop: So OK, Nicky 19 didn’t get … Continue reading

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Ewell Never Know

Moving On Up It was our loss that we never had the chance to meet or work with retiring Caps flack / Media Relations Honcho, Nate Ewell.  Nate is moving on to be the top media guy for college hockey.  … Continue reading

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