On Newsstands Now
We read the gay rags so you don’t have to. And as always, helping us stay current is our pal Ken Walsh of Kenneth in the 212 fame.
Featured on KW’s crackerjack site yesterday, was another installment of ‘On the Rag,’ in which he highlights the M(ostly)SFW cover guys gracing the week’s NYC alternative lifestyle mags. This number jumped off the page screen:
Nothing in Cover Boy Don Hood’s model page profile suggests that he ever played hockey, but that’s OK with us; players who dabble in the world of fashion tend to be irritating.
Given Don’s stats, it’s hard to tell what position he’s best suited for:
Height: 6′ 1″
Weight: 174 lbs
Neck: 16″
Sleeve: 34″
Chest: 40″
Waist: 32″
Inseam: 32″
Shoe: 10.5
Hair color: Blonde
Hair length: Medium
Eye color: Hazel
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Skin color: Tanned
Shoot nudes: No
Experience: Very Experienced
We’ll leave it at that. Oh yeah, we play the Oilers tonight. F them.
“Given Don’s stats, it’s hard to tell what position he’s best suited for:”
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