Everybody Dance Now!
Ever since our dear Captain Alex electrified hockey fans around the globe with his wicked OTGWG dance moves against the Sabres on Saturday evening, requests have been pouring in seeking our help in diagramming his complex choreography.
It took days just to do the computer modeling, several emotional sessions channeling the spirits of Martha Graham and Hermes Pan, and finally hours of covert and dangerous practice sessions at KCI to crack the code. Elements of the Ovechdance may have originated here: The dance sensation that’s sweeping the nation.
WARNING: Kids –
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!