The Pittsburgh Penguins announced today that they had signed former Washington Capitals center and half-Rocky Dennis Eric Fehr to a three year contract worth $2 million per year.
Fehr was beloved in Washington, the Capitals’ first-round draft pick in 2003, and seeing him leave for Pittsburgh feels sort of like watching Luke Skywalker buy a condo on the Death Star. But “fair” puns and cool nicknames will only keep you around for so long, and there’s a reason Fehr got his walking papers.
Well, limping papers. And there’s the problem. Fehr gets injured all. the. time.
A hockey season has 82 games, right? Right. Excluding his rookie year (in which players often spend large chunks of the season in the minor leagues), Fehr has played in the following number of games each season:
- 2006 – 14 games (17%)
- 2007 – 23 games (28%)
- 2008 – 61 games (74%)
- 2009 – 69 games (84%)
- 2010 – 52 games (63%)
- 2011 – 35 games (43%)
- 2012 (lockout shortened, 48 games total) – 41 games (85%)
- 2013 – 73 games (89%)
- 2014 – 75 games (91%)
That means Fehr is available to play in an average of 64% percent of your team’s games every year. That’s a failing grade in my alma mater, Prince William County Public Schools.
The Capitals are wise not to invest too much money in a player who won’t even be at work two out of every three games.
And remember when I mentioned that Fehr was a first-round draft pick, one of the holy chosen priemierephim of hockey?
Well, look at these other players Washington has drafted in the first round since Fehr:
- Alexander Ovechkin
- Mike Green
- Nicklas Backstrom
- Karl Alzner
- John Carlson
- Marcus Johansson
- Evgeny Kuznetsov
- Tom Wilson
- Andre Burakovsky
Also Filip Forsberg and Semyon Varlamov, who have panned out very well for other teams. Sure, there’s a Jeff Schultz or two in there, but the simple fact remains:
Eric Fehr is a bust. It was time to shit, or get off the pot, or start browsing the internet for the best job search sites, you’re going to need it. And the Capitals, like a stoner with an upcoming job interview, got off the pot. They’re going to let Pittsburgh pay his medical bills, now.
I guess PWCPS didn’t do all that good of a job after all. :-\
>The Capitals are wise not to invest too much money in a player who won’t even be at work two out of every three games.
>That means Fehr is available to play in an average of 64% percent of your team’s games every year.
That first one should be one out of every three.
Wellllll 64% < 67% so you must be a teacher!
A gentle reminder that math. “Two out of three” = 2/3. 2/3 = 66.66666%. 64% < 66.666666%. Therefore, 64% < 2/3. Therefore, Fehr has _not_ been at work for even two out of three games, on average. Close, but not quite. Maybe it makes no difference. Just look before you troll next time.
The sentence is, “He will not be at work 2 out of every 3 games,” because he will be there less than 66% of the time.
Precisely.
Thanks for commenting!
Except the sentence is, “He will not be there 2 out of every 3 games” because he will be there less than 66% of the time. Which is correct. He’ll be there 64 out of every 100 games, or less than 2/3rds.
So you discount that he played 91, 89 and 85% the past three seasons? That seems more important than the 43, 63 and 84% the three years before that.