Tag Archives: Scouting Report

Philly #Phail

Posted on March 21, 2011 by

It’s Never Sunny in Philadelphia Philadelphia, we need to say something.  Consider this an intervention. You are to America what vomit is to a wedding -uninvited, disgusting, and gag-inducing.  For years we’ve tried ignoring you, hoping you’d get the hint … Continue reading →

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Keeping the Enemy at Bay

Posted on March 7, 2011 by

Recap: Florida Panthers & Scouting Report: Tampa Bay Lightning Let’s just say it: most people go to southern Florida to, in one form or another, die. (That’s why there’s such killer antiquing down there!)  Judging by last night, however, our … Continue reading →

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Duck Soup

Posted on February 16, 2011 by

Scouting Report: Anaheim Schmucks Ducks Maybe it was our Ginsberg homage, but we’re starting to re-think this whole “On The Road” bit.  I mean, look where it got Kerouac.  And look where it’s getting our Caps. Granted, there is a … Continue reading →

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Coyote Ugly

Posted on February 14, 2011 by

Scouting Report: Phoenix Coyotes Well well, what a difference a week makes.  Just ask that guy…Hosni-whatever.  (‘Extended vacation at a Red Sea resort?  That’s for me!’) Let’s go back to last Tuesday, when we were feeling all fuzzy about the … Continue reading →

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Chum

Posted on February 8, 2011 by

Scouting Report: San Jose Sharks Maybe it’s the sunshine today and that the faint breath of Spring in the air.  Perhaps it’s the news that PB-favs Joe B, Locker and Smokin’ Al have seen their ratings jump 29% in the … Continue reading →

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Tampa Bay Dolts

Posted on February 4, 2011 by

Scouting Report: Beat Dat Bolt(s)!   We all know what opinions are like. Everyone has them, most of them smell, and rarely are they asked to be shared. And yet they are…often, and freely.  Joyfully, sometimes. Take for instance last Tuesday’s … Continue reading →

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Hab At It, Garcons!

Posted on February 1, 2011 by

Also: Here, Beagle Beagle Beagle Beagle! OK, now that we’ve all woken up returned from the NHL All-Star snoozefest spectacular and burnt put down our Guardian Project train wrecks graphic novels, it’s time to get drunken and bitter serious again … Continue reading →

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Scouting Report: Toronto Make-Beliefs

Posted on January 22, 2011 by

Hey Keith Olbermann!  Wanna Write for a Gay Hockey Blog? For Free? Ahh, Toronto!  City of a thousand shades of beige!  Land that gave us Timmy Hos, cheap tickets to half-baked musicals, and Mr. Pizza.   And, of course, the Maple Leafs. … Continue reading →

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Scouting Report: New York Islanders

Posted on January 20, 2011 by

Hey, Whadsa Matta Wid Dese Lung Guylinders? So we’re back on the road, headin’ a-Nassau-way…and we don’t mean to the land of daiquiris and sunshine.  More like rum and Snooki. This is our second of four dances with the Fishsticks; … Continue reading →

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Scouting Report: Philadelphia Flyers

Posted on January 18, 2011 by

Orange You Sick of Philly Yet? There once was a Caps fan, a Pens fan, a Flyers fan and a Devils fan, all standing on the edge of a cliff.  The Devils fan lept off, yelling as he fell “This … Continue reading →

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