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First Line Right Winger
God Hates Loves Fags Westboro Baptist Church “pastor,” provocateur and noted miscreant, Fred Phelps, is at it again. Taking some time off from his favorite outdoor sport of spreading his blasphemy at military funerals, he’s now chasing the headlines and is … Continue reading
Tolchocks to the Gulliver
A Grazhny, Merzky and Nadmenny Prestoopnik No matter what the language, Matt Cooke always spells trouble.
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Anthony Burgess, Krovvy, Matt Cooke, MS Paint sucks, Nadsat, Stanley Kubrick
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Robot Chicken
“Worst NHL ASG Superhero Mascot, EVER!” Maybe we’re treading in waters where we shouldn’t be. Not hockey, that should be obvious by now that we’re strangers in a strange land, but in this case elsewhere – the adolescent exotic realm … Continue reading
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Tagged All Star Game, MS Paint sucks, Simpsons copyright violation, Stan Lee lawsuit
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Bird Is The Word
Wave that Flag Our heartfelt thanks to Caps team mascot Slapshot and the entire front office for the warm and gracious welcome they extended to the PuckBuddys. Seen here at last night’s game before the player intros, our feathered friend lets his freak flag … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized, Washington Capitals
Tagged Are you guys serious?, Beaten up by the mascot, MS Paint sucks, Slapshot
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Now He’s Gone Too Far
Breaking News from the PB Chinatown correspondent: Westboro Baptist Church pastor, provocateur and noted fucktwit, Fred Phelps, was spotted picketing the Verizon Center today. “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?”



